Thks Vic
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Mr. Peepers by Bill Anderson (Don*t know who wrote it)
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As she rode in a car behind a black limousine
She thought about the man she*d known since she was 17
She was glad he was gone and soon she would forget
She=A0was married to the dullest man that she had ever met
He never was the kind of man=A0=A0 she wanted him to be
They never had a big white house or raised a family
And she called him Mr. Peepers, just a shy and quiet man
She never took time to believe in him or try and understand
and as she gave his dieing=A0soul to the preacher man to save
One by one a crowd began,=A0to gather around his grave
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Forty four weekend stewardess* with children kneelin* down
and each one looked just like the man they were laying in the ground
23 fashion models and a girl he called his niece
With a disco dancing trophy in the name of the deceased
17 Playboy Bunnies and his next door neighbors* wife
They say she caused his heart to quit the night he lost his life
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Old Spinster Brown from a secret rendezvous
She came to say goodbye to the only man she ever knew
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And she called him Mr. Peepers, just a shy and quiet man
She never took time to believe in him or try and understand
and as she gave his dieing=A0soul to the preacher man to save
One by one a crowd began,=A0to gather around his grave
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Forty four weekend stewardess* with children kneelin* down
and each one looked just like the man they were laying in the ground
23 fashion models and a girl he called his niece
With a disco dancing trophy in the name of the deceased
17 Playboy Bunnies
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choir - and she called him Mr. Peepers... just a shy and quiet man
spoken - And she thought he was dull. He had a closet big as a
warehouse.
She never took time to believe in him or try and understand
And they all came out. 22 secretaries. 13 cocktail waitresses.
One disk jockey, a broadcast personality. Two truckdrivers, and I*m
gonna tell you those were the ugliest two women you ever laid eyes on.
Heheheh.
Dull friends is in the eyes of the beholder...
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