There's no beer drinkin' in either of these, but I like 'em!
"Cigareets (sic), Whiskey, And Wild Wild Women (they'll drive you crazy, they'll drive you insane)" by Jim Croce and others.
"Smoke smoke smoke that cigarette, puff puff puff it 'til you smoke yourself to death; tell St. Peter at the golden gate that you hate to make him wait, but you've gotta have another cigarette" by Tex Williams.
You can probably find the full lyrics on google. E.T.