God Is Great Beer Is Good And People Are Crazy

[[e-mail] (Noah Tall)]

LOL!

I heard this song the other day on the radio, which I hardly EVER
listen to, and had to laugh out loud!

I'm gonna google it to see who does it, but it's a "classic" country
song, by my definition. : )

Again, it proves that the reports of the death of country music, are
greatly exaggerated as Mark Twain would say.

Anyhow, I just googled it and it said it's by Billy Currington, but
just to PROVE : ) I still have a good ear for a great song, it listed
Bobby Braddock as one of the writers! : )

Anyone have any info on Billy Currington?

I mean even a blind squirrel finds an acorn once in a while, but this
doesn't sound like something you stumble on. I'm guessing the kid's
pretty good. Anyone know anything?

.One more thing:

I heard another one about turning his truck around at the Georgia
line, going through a divorce, I hope you'll smile when you think of
me, highway/route 20, and I almost drove off the road. That baby was
hitting a little too close to home.

Again, anyone know anything?

Thanks in advance

[Tom Kan PA]

Post by ***@aol.com (Noah Tall)
LOL!
Again, anyone know anything?
Thanks in advance

Here ya go!

You're welcome in advance

[[e-mail] (Noah Tall)]

Post by Tom Kan PA
Here ya go!
http://youtu.be/PKpQRjj_WbU
You're welcome in advance

Thanks BUT ... I heard the song and loved it, I was just asking for
some info about Currington and the other song.

I seem to remember Currington or somebody with a name like that doing
comedy songs, and politically incorrect offensive/funny stuff, but if
it's the same guy, has he always done straight "classic" country too,
or is this an exception? Is this a "new" song, or something they were
playing off his old stuff?

[Merle Barnes]

Nah, you're probably thinking of Rodney Carrington. He's got some really
funny songs but they are the kind you won't hear on your local radio
station! Songs like:
Pickup Truck Song
Morning Wood
Play Your Cards Wrong
Things that piss me off
More Of A Man
Burning Sensation
Dancing With A Man
Show Them To Me
Mama's got her bobs out. (Sorry, I might have mispelled that one)!! LOL
and many, many more that I can't name here!! :-)

He had a sitcom show a few years back but I think it only lasted one season.
Not surprising, really. I love his songs but after watching a few of his
sitcoms I didn't watch anymore. Didn't work for me!

<***@aol.com> wrote in message news:b176be00-c84b-4a50-815c-***@j18g2000yqd.googlegroups.com...

I seem to remember Currington or somebody with a name like that doing
comedy songs, and politically incorrect offensive/funny stuff, but if
it's the same guy, has he always done straight "classic" country too,
or is this an exception? Is this a "new" song, or something they were
playing off his old stuff?

[[e-mail] (Noah Tall)]

Post by ***@aol.com (Noah Tall)
I seem to remember Currington or somebody with a name like that doing
comedy songs, and politically incorrect offensive/funny stuff, but if
it's the same guy, has he always done straight "classic" country too,
or is this an exception? Is this a "new" song, or something they were
playing off his old stuff?
Nah, you're probably thinking of Rodney Carrington. He's got some really
funny songs but they are the kind you won't hear on your local radio
station!

Thats it! Thanks. I didn't think that guy Carrington was the same guy,
but I remembered the names were alike. This one's Currington. I'll
definitely have to check him out.

It's a GREAT line and a great song. Another feather in Bobby
Braddock's cap, for sure.

Just to tie this whole thread together, Braddock wrote (I believe) and
recoded "Dolly Parton's Hits" on one of his LPs years ago, which
sounds like something CARRINGTON should probably think about
recording. : )

Finally I googled that other set of lyrics, and it's by the "Zac Brown
Band" , another act I'm gonna have to pick up some of their stuff.
Anybody know anything else by either Currington or the Zac Brown Band
to recommend?

Again, thanks in advance.

[Tom Kan PA]

Post by ***@aol.com (Noah Tall)
I seem to remember Currington or somebody with a name like that doing
comedy songs, and politically incorrect offensive/funny stuff,

You're thinking of Rodney Carrington. You can see some of his stuff
at:

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&source=hp&q=rodney+carrington&aq=0&aqi=g10&aql=&oq=Rodney+Ca&gs_rfai=CkaG6PCRxTOHuAYWWhgTb-J3tDwAAAKoEBU_QBZK3

For Currington, go to:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Currington

Yeah, I know some of Wikipedia's info is questionable, but this seems
to agree with other Currington sites.

[Tom Kan PA]

Post by Tom Kan PA
Yeah, I know some of Wikipedia's info is questionable, but this seems
to agree with other Currington sites.

Make that............other Carrington sites.

[Zeb Johnson]

http://biab.8m.com/ontap/200.wav

The Shit's Gonna Hit the Fan Again Tonight
=A9 words & music: J. Hughes
Intro -4 Bars-

Oh the shit's gonna hit the fan
Yeah the shit's gonna hit the fan
Oh the shit's gonna hit the fan again tonight
Lord my wife don't understand
She can't make me a different man
So the shit's gonna hit the fan again tonight
Well I've been out drinking
Doing things I shouldn't be doing
And now I've got to pay a terrible price
Well the night is moving on
Guess I'd better be a heading home
Where I know I'll have to face a pissed-off wife
Oh the shit's gonna hit the fan
Yeah the shit's gonna hit the fan
Oh the shit's gonna hit the fan again tonight
If my wife can't have her way
There'll be lots of hell to pay
So the shit's gonna hit the fan again tonight
Middle -8 Bars-
Well Frank and Brother Ted
And their red-neck friend named Fred
We were shooting dice at Lorren's with the boys
When the door came crashing in
I thought the cops had us again
Until I heard my wife's loud screaming voice
Oh the shit's gonna hit the fan
Yeah the shit's gonna hit the fan
Oh the shit's gonna hit the fan again tonight
Lord I love my wife just fine
But I ain't good at walking lines
So the shit's gonna hit the fan again tonight
Yeah the shit's gonna hit the fan again tonight

[Zeb Johnson]

Web TV doesnt play utube
so had 2 look

"People Are Crazy"
(Bobby Braddock, Troy Jones)

This old man and me, were at the bar and we
Were having us some beers and swappin' I dont cares
Talking politics, blonde and redhead chicks
Old dogs and new tricks, and habits we aint kicked
We talked about Gods grace, and all the hell we raised
Then I heard the ol' man say
God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy
He said I fought two wars, been married and divorced
What brings you to Ohio, he said damned if I know
We talked an hour or two, bout every girl we knew
What all we put them through, like two old boys will do
We pondered life and death, he lit a cigarette
Said these damn things will kill me yet
But God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy
Last call is two am, I said goodbye to him
I never talked to him again
Then one sunny day, I saw the old mans face
Front page obituary, he was a millionaree
He left his fortune to, some guy he barely knew
His kids were mad as hell, but me, Im doing well
And I dropped by today, to just say thanks and pray
And I left a six-pack right there on his grave
And i said, God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy
God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy
God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy
[

Bet Esker probally regrets treatin me th way he has---grin

[[e-mail] (Noah Tall)]

Post by Zeb Johnson
Web TV doesnt play utube
so had 2 look
"People Are Crazy"
(Bobby Braddock, Troy Jones)
This old man and me, were at the bar and we
Were having us some beers and swappin' I dont cares
Talking politics, blonde and redhead chicks
Old dogs and new tricks, and habits we aint kicked
We talked about Gods grace, and all the hell we raised
Then I heard the ol' man say
God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy
He said I fought two wars, been married and divorced
What brings you to Ohio, he said damned if I know
We talked an hour or two, bout every girl we knew
What all we put them through, like two old boys will do
We pondered life and death, he lit a cigarette
Said these damn things will kill me yet
But God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy
Last call is two am, I said goodbye to him
I never talked to him again
Then one sunny day, I saw the old mans face
Front page obituary, he was a millionaree
He left his fortune to, some guy he barely knew
His kids were mad as hell, but me, Im doing well
And I dropped by today, to just say thanks and pray
And I left a six-pack right there on his grave
And i said, God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy
God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy
God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy
[
Bet Esker probally regrets treatin me th way he has---grin

LOL!!!!!!!

I ALWAYS treat people the way they treat me. If I've been rubbin' you,
it's because you did it first, and you deserve it! : ) I don't just
get mad, I get MORE than even! : )

[Zeb Johnson]

I like th off beat 1s too


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This is about th new statue in Nashville
On Patsy Cline Ave Formerly 16 ave
well they was considerin a name change anyway

Hillbilly Porn Lyrics

Lee Thomas Miller Lyrics


Hillbilly Porn Lyrics
(written by: Lee Thomas Miller)
Lee Thomas Miller - Hillbilly Porn Music Lee


At the birthplace of song on beloved Music Row,
There's a picturesque place where a statue should go.
It could be Harlan Howard or the great Bill Monroe.
Why they chose naked giants, we'd all like to know.
Chorus:


And they're dancin' in circles and flittin' around.
The women look chilly, the men sure look proud.
If it makes you think dirty, go ahead, honk your horn.
Oh, the mayor done bought us some hillbilly porn.
The songwriters drive by five days a week,
At the crack of 10:30 we all sneak a peek.
Like a flash, something sparks in the creative mind.
That slut in the middle looks like my ex-wife.
Second Chorus:


And they're dancin' in circles and flittin' around.
The women look chilly, the men sure look proud.
We all speculate what the tambourine's for.
Oh, the mayor done bought us some hillbilly porn.
Now in the world of the arts, there's no wrong or right.
Up in New York City, they wouldn't think twice.
But down here the people are wreckin' their cars.
Nothin' says hit your brakes like big private parts.
And our mommas are shocked and the Baptists are mad.
The tourists are shaking their pink cowboy hats.
They say ''Back home we've got NASCAR and corn.
But Nashville's got football and hillbilly porn.''

[Zeb Johnson]

http://mirror.randomfoo.net/boingboing/200405/Mama%20Don't%20Go%20Topless.mp3

[Blue]

Post by ***@aol.com (Noah Tall)
LOL!
I heard this song the other day on the radio, which I hardly EVER
listen to, and had to laugh out loud!
I'm gonna google it to see who does it, but it's a "classic" country
song, by my definition. : )
Again, it proves that the reports of the death of country music, are
greatly exaggerated as Mark Twain would say.
Anyhow, I just googled it and it said it's by Billy Currington, but
just to PROVE : ) I still have a good ear for a great song, it listed
Bobby Braddock as one of the writers! : )
Anyone have any info on Billy Currington?
I mean even a blind squirrel finds an acorn once in a while, but this
doesn't sound like something you stumble on. I'm guessing the kid's
pretty good. Anyone know anything?
I heard another one about turning his truck around at the Georgia
line, going through a divorce, I hope you'll smile when you think of
me, highway/route 20, and I almost drove off the road. That baby was
hitting a little too close to home.
Again, anyone know anything?
Thanks in advance

Yeah, how you like ol' Stan Hitchkock?