pls Mr Custer I dont wanna go

[OldMan Zeke]

A soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there. Out
of
breath he asked, 'Please Sister, may I hide under your skirts for a few
minutes. I'll explain WHY later.'
The nun agreed.
A moment later two Military Police came running along and asked,
'Sister, have you seen a soldier running by here?' The nun replied, 'He
went that way.'
After the MP's disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt
and said, 'I can't thank you enough Sister, but you see -- I don't want
to
go to Iraq ....'
The nun said, 'I think I can fully understand your fear.' The soldier
added, 'I hope you don't think me rude or impertinent, but you
have a great pair of legs!'
The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen
a
great pair of balls... I don't want to go to Iraq either.


Where u at Turk???
Are u N Hank jr
Stoned at th JUkebox!!!

[Turk 182]

Post by OldMan Zeke
A soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there. Out
of breath he asked, 'Please Sister, may I hide under your skirts for a few
minutes. I'll explain WHY later.'
The nun agreed.
A moment later two Military Police came running along and asked,
'Sister, have you seen a soldier running by here?' The nun replied, 'He
went that way.'
After the MP's disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt
and said, 'I can't thank you enough Sister, but you see -- I don't want
to go to Iraq ....'
The nun said, 'I think I can fully understand your fear.' The soldier
added, 'I hope you don't think me rude or impertinent, but you
have a great pair of legs!'
The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen
a great pair of balls... I don't want to go to Iraq either.
Where u at Turk???
Are u N Hank jr
Stoned at th JUkebox!!!

Yer a little off key there, buddy. Here's one fer ya...

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.
She was a very good looking woman, and determined to keep the ranch,
but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in
the newspaper for a ranch hand.

Two men applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She
thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied, she
decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him
around the house than the drunk.

He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew
a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the
ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said to
the hired hand, "You have done a really good job and the ranch looks
great. You should go into town and kick up your heels."

The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.
However one o'clock came and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no
hired hand. He returned around two-thirty and upon entering the room,
he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of
wine waiting for him.

She quietly called him over to her. "Unbutton my blouse and take it
off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my
boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly. "Now take off my
socks." He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.
"Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching
her eyes in the fire light. "Now take off my bra." Again with
trembling hands he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.
Now," she said, "take off my panties." By the light of the fire, he
slowly pulled them down and off.

Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into
town again, I'll fire you on the spot."

[OldMan Zeke]

off key huh

cudnt find
Moe n Joes Wheres th dress

got it sumwhar


Re: pls Mr Custer I dont wanna go

Group: alt.music.country.classic Date: Wed, Nov 19, 2008, 1:04am (EST-3)
From: ***@gmail.com (Turk 182)
On Nov 18, 10:26 pm, ***@webtv.net (OldMan Zeke) wrote:
A soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there. Out
of breath he asked, 'Please Sister, may I hide under your skirts for a
few minutes. I'll explain WHY later.'
The nun agreed.
A moment later two Military Police came running along and asked,
'Sister, have you seen a soldier running by here?' The nun replied, 'He
went that way.'
After the MP's disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt
and said, 'I can't thank you enough Sister, but you see -- I don't want
to go to Iraq ....'
The nun said, 'I think I can fully understand your fear.' The soldier
added, 'I hope you don't think me rude or impertinent, but you have a
great pair of legs!'
The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen
a great pair of balls... I don't want to go to Iraq either.
Where u at Turk???
Are u N Hank jr
Stoned at th JUkebox!!!
Yer a little off key there, buddy. Here's one fer ya...
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She
was a very good looking woman, and determined to keep the ranch, but
knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the
newspaper for a ranch hand.
Two men applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She
thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied, she
decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him
around the house than the drunk.
He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a
lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was
doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired
hand, "You have done a really good job and the ranch looks great. You
should go into town and kick up your heels."
The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.
However one o'clock came and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired
hand. He returned around two-thirty and upon entering the room, he found
the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine
waiting for him.
She quietly called him over to her. "Unbutton my blouse and take it
off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my
boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly. "Now take off my socks." He
removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots. "Now take off
my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the
fire light. "Now take off my bra." Again with trembling hands he did as
he was told and dropped it to the floor. Now," she said, "take off my
panties." By the light of the fire, he slowly pulled them down and off.
Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town
again, I'll fire you on the spot."

[Turk 182]

Post by OldMan Zeke
off key huh
cudnt find
Moe n Joes  Wheres th dress
got it sumwhar

Hey I want to sing till the feeling gets right
Lets harmonize we'll be dynamite
I'll yodel the high notes I've done it for years
Good deal old buddy, and I'll pour the beer
Theres always some lady alone at the bar
Yea and you always let her know just who you are
I know a couple gals that we can call and they'll shake
The pictures right off the wall

We're bar room buddies and thats the best kind
Nobody fools with a buddy of mine
I laugh when your happy
And I cry when your blue
We're bar room buddies and we're doing fine
So pour me another we got nothing but time
Old chug-a-lug a lugging bar room buddy of mine

The bar tender is trying to turn out the light
Well maybe it is time we call it a night
Hell we'll wake up the roosters if we drink em real slow
Well lets have a double and a six pack to go.

We're bar room buddies and thats the best kind
Nobody fools with a buddy of mine
I laugh when your happy
And I cry when your blue
We're bar room buddies and we're doing fine
So pour me another we got nothing but time
Old chug-a lugging bar room buddy of mine

Hell we're skirt chasing
Tail kicking
Guitar picking
Pool hustling
Old chug-a lugging
Old bar room buddy of mine