Joke & Song

[OldMan Zeke]

Hell froze over---I'm playin th Dixie Chicks

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DEAR TIDE
I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all
of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best.=A0
Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better!=A0 In fact, about a
month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse.
My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how
clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck.
One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new
white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, and
to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out!
In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by
yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then
my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in
the disappearance of my=A0 husband.=A0
What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a
murder suspect!
I thank you, once again, for having a
great product.=A0
Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.

Any1 seen Esker????

[[e-mail] (Noah Tall)]

Post by OldMan Zeke
Hell froze over---I'm playin th Dixie Chicks
http://www.geocities.com/pianoladynancy_wavs59/DixieChicks_GoodbyeEar...
�DEAR TIDE
I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all
of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best.�
Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better!� In fact, about a
month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse.
My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how
clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck.
One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new
white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, and
to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out!
In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by
yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then
my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in
the disappearance of my� husband.�
What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a
murder suspect!
I thank you, once again, for having a
great product.�
Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.

Damn ! You sound MORE like Dan C EVERY day ! Nice stories, but not a
shred of truth or fact in ANY of it ! : - )

For the record, all us detectives knew EXACTLY what happened! That ol'
girls DNA was all over EVERYTHING, BUT ... the truth is she's been
givin' it up forever to all us detectives and probably 'bout half the
county . There's good reason that guy was mad at her, and it had
nothing to do with the wine on the blouse. Fact is, I doubt anybody
but her ex-husband has even seen her with a blouse on ! : - )
LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyhow, we're not idiots. They say nothing's free, but whoever did
never met this ol' girl ! Wouldn't have mattered a bit if we caught
her red-handed with the gun in her hand, there weren't gonna be ANY
charges filed !!!!!!!!

We're all getting off, you might say, so it's only fair that she does
too ! : - )

Post by OldMan Zeke
Any1 seen Esker????<

All the "lucky" ones ! ; - ) LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!