Where's everbody gone, Zeke?...

[Blue]

dang, ain't noboby raisin' hell on here no more. from esker to
tomakan and dickrice to name a few.

[OldMan Zeke]

It's a new Year


A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her breasts.
Dr Smith advised her, 'Every day after your shower, rub your chest and
say,'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies!' She did this
faithfully for several months!
-
To her utter amazement she grew terrific D-cup boobs! One morning she
was running late, got on the bus, and in a panic realized she had
forgotten her morning ritual.
-
Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the
little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus
closed her eyes and said, 'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger
boobies.' A guy sitting nearby looked at her and asked - 'Oh! Are you a
patient of Dr. Smith's?'
-
Yes I am.. How did you know?'
-=A0=A0
Zeke, winked and whispered, ' Hickory dickory dock...'

[Turk 182]

Post by OldMan Zeke
It's a new Year
A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her breasts.
Dr Smith advised her, 'Every day after your shower, rub your chest and
say,'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies!' She did this
faithfully for several months!
-
To her utter amazement she grew terrific D-cup boobs! One morning she
was running late, got on the bus, and in a panic realized she had
forgotten her morning ritual.
-
Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the
little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus
closed her eyes and said, 'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger
boobies.' A guy sitting nearby looked at her and asked - 'Oh! Are you a
patient of Dr. Smith's?'
-
Yes I am.. How did you know?'
-  
Zeke, winked and whispered, ' Hickory dickory dock...'

That isn't funny. Dock doesn't rhyme with King Country...
Hickory dickory dock, I wanna bigger King Country.
Nope, it doesn't work. Sorry.
Happy New Year ;-)!

[Tom Kan PA]

Post by OldMan Zeke
It's a new Year
A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her breasts.
Dr Smith advised her, 'Every day after your shower, rub your chest and
say,'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies!' She did this
faithfully for several months!

I thought this was the one where her husband told her to get bigger
boobs, rub them with toilet paper.
When she asked him if this would help, he replied, "Sure, look what it
did to your ass!"

[Blue]

Post by OldMan Zeke
It's a new Year
A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her breasts.
Dr Smith advised her, 'Every day after your shower, rub your chest and
say,'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies!' She did this
faithfully for several months!
-
To her utter amazement she grew terrific D-cup boobs! One morning she
was running late, got on the bus, and in a panic realized she had
forgotten her morning ritual.
-
Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the
little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus
closed her eyes and said, 'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger
boobies.' A guy sitting nearby looked at her and asked - 'Oh! Are you a
patient of Dr. Smith's?'
-
Yes I am.. How did you know?'
-  
Zeke, winked and whispered, ' Hickory dickory dock...'

saw the rock song "Boney Maroney' in that list o' sayins.

[Tom Kan PA]

   dang, ain't noboby raisin' hell on here no more. from esker to
tomakan and dickrice to name a few.

Perhaps Esker is coping with weather up there in the Northwest.
I hope he's OK.

[[e-mail] (Noah Tall)]

Post by Tom Kan PA

� �dang, ain't noboby raisin' hell on here no more. from esker to
tomakan and dickrice to name a few.

Perhaps Esker is coping with weather up there in the Northwest.
I hope he's OK.

Thanks for the concern, but I'm fine ! : )

The weather doesn't bother me , PEOPLE DO !!!!!!!!!!!!! . : )

If I wanted to read jokes, there's a MILLION sites on the web where I
could go . When was the last time there was ANYTHING about Country
music posted on here ?

I know it's OFF - TOPIC to talk about Country music on here, : ) but
I'm cautiously optimistic looking forward to Willie Nelson w/ AATW CD
next month. With Willie you NEVER know what you're gonna get, but
hopefully this will be one of the rare "keepers" he's put out in the
millenium, like the tribute to Cindy Walker and The Last Of The
Breed.

All our heroes are dead or dying, and as usual MOST of the posters
aren't doing much better . : )

[Turk 182]

Post by ***@aol.com (Noah Tall)

Post by Tom Kan PA

Post by Blue
dang, ain't noboby raisin' hell on here no more. from esker to
tomakan and dickrice to name a few.

Perhaps Esker is coping with weather up there in the Northwest.
I hope he's OK.

Thanks for the concern, but I'm fine ! : )

We got 50 mph winds on the Eastside, what did you get over there?

Post by ***@aol.com (Noah Tall)
The weather doesn't bother me , PEOPLE DO !!!!!!!!!!!!!  . : )

It's a dirty job, but somebodies got to do it.

Post by ***@aol.com (Noah Tall)
If I wanted to read jokes, there's a MILLION sites on the web where I
could go .

Yes, but they don't have Zeke...

Post by ***@aol.com (Noah Tall)
When was the last time there was ANYTHING about Country
music posted on here ?

I didn't see you helping rewrite Dear Abby ;-)P

Post by ***@aol.com (Noah Tall)
I know it's OFF - TOPIC to talk about Country music on here, : ) but
I'm cautiously optimistic looking forward to Willie Nelson w/ AATW CD
next month.  With Willie you NEVER know what you're gonna get, but
hopefully this will be one of the rare "keepers" he's put out in the
millenium, like the tribute to Cindy Walker and The Last Of The
Breed.

Cowboys Are Frequently Secretly Fond of Each Other?
AATW should say "Audios goodbye amigo, I am leaving you today..."

[Tom Kan PA]

Post by ***@aol.com (Noah Tall)
The weather doesn't bother me , PEOPLE DO !!!!!!!!!!!!!  . : )

People don't bother me, I BOTHER PEOPLE !!!!!!!! : (