Post by OldMan ZekeJamie Richard's
You Dont know Jack
He's my new best friend
I never really liked you that much anyway
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How To Cook A Turkey!
Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey (scotch) OR Jack Daniels
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7: Turn oven the on
Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky
Step 9: Turk the bastey
Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer
Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 16: Floor the turkey up off of the pick
Step 17: Turk the carvey
Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch
Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out
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What do you get when you get Barack Obama and Joseph Biden in the same
room as Dolly Parton?
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Republicans vote this Tuesday, November 2nd.
But it's more important for us Democrats to vote on the following
Tuesday so our votes will be be counted! Remember absentee ballots for
Ohio are due before (no matter which state you actually live in).