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Esker said that Hank jr said
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OldMan Zeke
2007-12-06 12:43:05 UTC
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A good song dont care who sings it
I dont know about that but Hank jr is
my favorite philosopher(sp)

with that said
few wds fm Hank jr
It takes Liquor to like her
If heaven aint a lot like Dixie I dont wanta go

JERRY REED: THE BIRD LYRICS

THE BIRD
Writers Hal Coleman, Barry Etrics
Well my throat was dry and I was getting=E2=80=99 late
And I was at this bat on the interstate
When this guy with a bird on his shoulder walked in the door
And he proceeded to tell me the strangest thing
He said, =E2=80=9CSir this bird of mine can sing like no other bird
You=E2=80=99ve never heard before!=E2=80=9D
Well I just looked at the guy and said =E2=80=9COh really?=E2=80=9D
And he turned to the bird and said=E2=80=9DDo ole Willie=E2=80=9D
When that bird started singing I almost hit the floor.
Whiskey River take my mind
Don=E2=80=99t let her memory torture me
Whiskey River don=E2=80=99t run dry
You=E2=80=99re all I got to take care of me
Well if that ain't the durndest thing
I thought, son, what a heck of a thing
A man could get rich making that bird sing
And I could feel this wild idear comin' on strong
I said, =E2=80=9CI=E2=80=99m just sittin=E2=80=99 here with two weeks
pay
And I=E2=80=99d probably blow it all anyway
I=E2=80=99ll buy that bird If he=E2=80=99ll do one more song.=E2=80=9D
Maybe I didn=E2=80=99t hold you quite as often as I should have
You were always on my mind
You were always on my mind
I said, =E2=80=9Cwell that does it sir, yep
I=E2=80=99d like to buy that bird
Would $500.00 take him off your hands?=E2=80=9D
Well, he thought for a while and he said, =E2=80=9Calright=E2=80=9D
He handed me the bird and he said =E2=80=9Cgoodnight=E2=80=9D
Counted the money and out the door he ran
I was thinkin=E2=80=99 I=E2=80=99d found the rainbow=E2=80=99s end
My ship would soon be rolling in
When that bird sailed out the door
And he was gone
And as I watched him leave I got boilin=E2=80=99 mad
=E2=80=98Cause I knew right then that I=E2=80=99d been had
And as he faded in the night he was singing this song
On the road again
I just can=E2=80=99t wait to get on the road again (Somebody stop that
bird!)
The life I love is making money with my friend
And I can=E2=80=99t wait to get on the road again

bird joke 2 follow
OldMan Zeke
2007-12-07 00:30:15 UTC
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Dad at the Mall
=A0
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We
decided to grab a bite at the food court when I noticed he was watching
a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all
different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. =A0
My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring
every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked,
"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" =A0
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on
his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he
did not bat an eye in his response, "Got drunk once and had sex with a
peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."=A0
KingCountryI@aol.com (Noah Tall)
2007-12-07 19:33:07 UTC
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Post by OldMan Zeke
Dad at the Mall
"Got drunk once and had sex with a
Post by OldMan Zeke
peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."�<
LOL !!!!!!!!
morganrudy
2007-12-18 17:14:18 UTC
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Que pensez vous de ceci www.rudy-morgan.com

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