OldMan Zeke
2008-08-27 01:17:18 UTC
Johnny Cash
Two guys sat down for lunch in the office cafeteria. "Hey, whatever
happened to Pete in payroll?" one asked. "He got this harebrained notion
he was going to build a new kind of car," his co-worker replied.
"How was he going to do it?"
"He took an engine from a Pontiac, tires from a Chevy, seats from a
Lincoln, hubcaps from Caddy and, well, you get the idea." "So what did
he end up with?"
"Ten years to life."
=A0
Toby keith--I'm as good 1ce
According to archaeologists, for millions of years Neanderthal man was
not fully erect. That's pretty easy to understand considering how ugly
Neanderthal woman was.
Jerry Reed song-cant rem th name
+++++A grocer, while delivering orders in his station wagon, ran down
and injured an old lady.=A0 The lady sued and was awarded an amount
large enough to drive the man out of business.=A0 After difficult times
he
managed to accumulate enough to try again.=A0 But a few months after
opening his store, he struck an old gentleman with his delivery
truck.=A0
The gentleman sued and collected big damages, enough to ruin the
merchant. On a peaceful Sunday, the groc er was sitting in his living
room when his little boy entered and called out, "Father, Father!=A0
Mother's been run over by a great big bus." The grocer's eyes filled
with tears, and in a voice trembling with emotion, he cried out, "Thank
the Lord!=A0 My luck's changed at last! +++++
George Strait--The Fireman
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station,
was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of
schedule, at 2 in the morning.
Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, crept into the
bedroom and started to climb into bed.
Just then, his wife sleepily sat up and said, "Honey, would you go down
to the all-night drug store on the next block and get me some aspirin?
I've got a splitting headache."
"Certainly, darling," he said, and feeling his way across the dark room,
he got dressed and walked over to the drug store. As he arrived, the
pharmacist looked up in surprise, "Say," said the druggist, "I know you
- aren't you a policeman? Officer Fenwick, right?" "Yeah, so?" said the
officer.
"Well what the heck are you doing all dressed up like the Fire Chief?"
+++
Two guys sat down for lunch in the office cafeteria. "Hey, whatever
happened to Pete in payroll?" one asked. "He got this harebrained notion
he was going to build a new kind of car," his co-worker replied.
"How was he going to do it?"
"He took an engine from a Pontiac, tires from a Chevy, seats from a
Lincoln, hubcaps from Caddy and, well, you get the idea." "So what did
he end up with?"
"Ten years to life."
=A0
Toby keith--I'm as good 1ce
According to archaeologists, for millions of years Neanderthal man was
not fully erect. That's pretty easy to understand considering how ugly
Neanderthal woman was.
Jerry Reed song-cant rem th name
+++++A grocer, while delivering orders in his station wagon, ran down
and injured an old lady.=A0 The lady sued and was awarded an amount
large enough to drive the man out of business.=A0 After difficult times
he
managed to accumulate enough to try again.=A0 But a few months after
opening his store, he struck an old gentleman with his delivery
truck.=A0
The gentleman sued and collected big damages, enough to ruin the
merchant. On a peaceful Sunday, the groc er was sitting in his living
room when his little boy entered and called out, "Father, Father!=A0
Mother's been run over by a great big bus." The grocer's eyes filled
with tears, and in a voice trembling with emotion, he cried out, "Thank
the Lord!=A0 My luck's changed at last! +++++
George Strait--The Fireman
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station,
was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of
schedule, at 2 in the morning.
Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, crept into the
bedroom and started to climb into bed.
Just then, his wife sleepily sat up and said, "Honey, would you go down
to the all-night drug store on the next block and get me some aspirin?
I've got a splitting headache."
"Certainly, darling," he said, and feeling his way across the dark room,
he got dressed and walked over to the drug store. As he arrived, the
pharmacist looked up in surprise, "Say," said the druggist, "I know you
- aren't you a policeman? Officer Fenwick, right?" "Yeah, so?" said the
officer.
"Well what the heck are you doing all dressed up like the Fire Chief?"
+++