B-24

[OldMan Zeke]

[OldMan Zeke]

B-24 is Walkin th floor over You -E.T.
Ask Vern Gosdin or Joe if he not to
busy settin em up

A man went to prison for the first time and wanted to fit in and make
friends. At 10:00 the lights went out and all was quiet. All of a sudden
he hears a voice yell 11. Then he hears laughter. About ten minutes
later he hears 27, again more laughter. He can*t figure it out.
The next day during the exercise period he asks someone what was going
on. He was told they are not allowed to talk after lights out. But in
the prison library there is a joke book and the jokes are listed by
numbers.
He went to the library and memorized some of the jokes. He couldn*t wait
until lights out and try it out. At 10:00 when the lights went out, he
yelled out 23. Nobody laughed. He thought about the joke and decided it
wasn*t all that funny. Then he tried 19. Still nobody laughed. He
remembered people laughed at 27, so he yells out 27! No laughter. He
asked his cell mate what happend. His cell mate said, oh well some
people can tell jokes and some people can*t!!!!!

And some people like Zeke cant sing

[OldMan Zeke]

[Turk 182]

Post by OldMan Zeke
B-24 is Walkin th floor over You -E.T.

Ask Vern Gosdin or Joe if he not to
busy settin em up


Come to think of it, A29 is her favorite song.
If you play *it* you might have a chance...

[OldMan Zeke]

http://www.geocities.com/skinnyswavs77/BuckOwens_PleaseDontPlayA11.wav

I think I hrd her song down at Sams Place

[OldMan Zeke]

John Anderson
Straight Tequila Night lyrics

If you really wanna know
She comes here alot
She just loves to hear the music and dance

K13 is her favorite song

If you play it you might have a chance
Tonight she's only sippin' white wine
She's friendly and fun-lovin' most of the time
But don't ask her on a straight Tequila night
She'll start thinkin' about him
And she's ready to fight
Blames her broken heart on every man in sight
On a straight Tequila night
Here's a glass of Chablis
Some quarters and change
Maybe you can turn her lovelife around
Then she won't need the salt or the lime anymore
To shoot that ol' memory down
Just remember her heart's on the mend
If you ever come back to see her again
Don't ask her on a straight Tequila night
She'll start thinkin' about him
And she's ready to fight
Blames her broken heart on every man in sight
On a straight Tequila night
Don't ask her on a straight Tequila night
She'll start thinkin' about him
And she's ready to fight
Blames her broken heart on every man in sight
On a straight Tequila night
Don't ask her on a straight Tequila night
She'll start thinkin' about him
And she's ready to fight
Blames her broken heart on every man in sight
On a straight Tequila night
(repeat chorus and fade out)

[Turk 182]

Post by OldMan Zeke
John Anderson
Straight Tequila Night lyrics
If you really wanna know
She comes here alot
She just loves to hear the music and dance
K13 is her favorite song
If you play it you might have a chance
Tonight she's only sippin' white wine
She's friendly and fun-lovin' most of the time
But don't ask her on a straight Tequila night
She'll start thinkin' about him
And she's ready to fight
Blames her broken heart on every man in sight
On a straight Tequila night
Here's a glass of Chablis
Some quarters and change
Maybe you can turn her lovelife around
Then she won't need the salt or the lime anymore
To shoot that ol' memory down
Just remember her heart's on the mend
If you ever come back to see her again
Don't ask her on a straight Tequila night
She'll start thinkin' about him
And she's ready to fight
Blames her broken heart on every man in sight
On a straight Tequila night
Don't ask her on a straight Tequila night
She'll start thinkin' about him
And she's ready to fight
Blames her broken heart on every man in sight
On a straight Tequila night
Don't ask her on a straight Tequila night
She'll start thinkin' about him
And she's ready to fight
Blames her broken heart on every man in sight
On a straight Tequila night
(repeat chorus and fade out)

Bravo Zeke! You got it right, even when I messed up the clue.
Mistaking K with A is forgivable but I'll never know how I ever came
up with 29 instead of 13.
<Enter theme song from Twilight Zone>
Memory is the second thing to go...

[OldMan Zeke]

(alan jackson/roger murrah/keith stegall)
Dont rock the jukebox
I wanna hear some jones
Cause my heart aint ready
For the rolling stones
I dont feel like rocking
Since my babys gone
So dont rock the jukebox
Play me a country song
Before you drop that quarter
Keep one thing in mind
You got a heartbroke hillbilly
Standing here in line
Ive been down and lonely
Ever since she left
Before you punch that number
May I make one request
Dont rock the jukebox
I wanna hear some jones
Cause my heart aint ready
For the rolling stones
I dont feel like rocking
Since my babys gone
So dont rock the jukebox
Play me a country song
I aint got nothing
Against rock and roll
But when your hearts been broken
You need a song thats slow
There aint nothing like a steel guitar
To drown a memory
Before you spend your money baby
Play a song for me
Dont rock the jukebox
I wanna hear some jones
Cause my heart aint ready
For the rolling stones
I dont feel like rocking
Since my babys gone
So dont rock the jukebox
Play me a country song
Dont rock the jukebox
Play me a country song

[Turk 182]

Post by OldMan Zeke
(alan jackson/roger murrah/keith stegall)
Dont rock the jukebox
I wanna hear some jones
Cause my heart aint ready
For the rolling stones
I dont feel like rocking
Since my babys gone
So dont rock the jukebox
Play me a country song
Before you drop that quarter
Keep one thing in mind
You got a heartbroke hillbilly
Standing here in line
Ive been down and lonely
Ever since she left
Before you punch that number
May I make one request
Dont rock the jukebox
I wanna hear some jones
Cause my heart aint ready
For the rolling stones
I dont feel like rocking
Since my babys gone
So dont rock the jukebox
Play me a country song
I aint got nothing
Against rock and roll
But when your hearts been broken
You need a song thats slow
There aint nothing like a steel guitar
To drown a memory
Before you spend your money baby
Play a song for me
Dont rock the jukebox
I wanna hear some jones
Cause my heart aint ready
For the rolling stones
I dont feel like rocking
Since my babys gone
So dont rock the jukebox
Play me a country song
Dont rock the jukebox
Play me a country song

What's numbnuts Bubba doing with that peeshooter again?
I will not take Zeke's singing off this jukebox.
I will not be pressured into making a rash decision...
Listen gang, if Bubba don't miss, then play all the rock you want ;->

Because...

Well I ain't afraid of dyin', it's the thought of being dead
I wanna go on being me once my eulogy's been read
Don't spread my ashes out to sea, don't lay me down to rest
You can put my mind at ease if you fulfill my last request

Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die
Lord, I wanna go to heaven but I don't wanna go tonight
Fill my boots up with sand, put a stiff drink in my hand
Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die

Just let my headstone be a neon sign
Let it burn in mem'ry of all of my good times
Fix me up with a manequin, just remember I like blondes
I'll be the life of the party even when I'm dead and gone

Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die
Lord, I wanna go to heaven but I don't wanna go tonight
Fill my boots up with sand, put a stiff drink in my hand
Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die

Just make your next selection and while your still in line
You can pay you last respects one quarter at a time

Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die
Lord, I wanna go to heaven but I don't wanna go tonight
Fill my boots up with sand, put a stiff drink in my hand
Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die

Oh, prop me up beside the jukebox if I die

[OldMan Zeke]

we dont need a Jukebox as long as we got
a mind

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glad ur still workin Turk

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