Re: Why No Italian Country Music Singers
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On Aug 5, 11:58 am, ***@webtv.net (Volunteer Zeke) wrote:
Apparently u nvr hrd Mr Crocetti sing
Detroit City or other songs
Oh yes I have. But first I gonna go to the couch.
COME ON IT WASNT THAT BAD
I JUST FINISHED LISTENIN TO TH OTHER HALF (GRIN) JERRY LEWIS DO
DETROIT CITY AND HE KILLED IT
Two very elderly friends, Arlie and Zeke, met in the park every day to
feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One
day Zeke didn't show up. Arlie didn't think much about it, figured maybe
he had a cold or some such.
But after Zeke hadn't shown up for a week or so Arlie really got
worried. However, the only time they ever got together anymore (they
used to play a lot of golf together) was at the park, and Arlie couldn't
remember where Zeke lived so he was unable to find out what had happened
to him. A month passed and Arlie figured old Zeke had gone to his
heavenly reward, but one day Arlie approached the park and, lo and
behold, there sat Zeke!
Arlie was very excited and happy to see him and told him so! Then he
said, "For crying out loud Zeke, what happened to you???" Zeke replied,
"I have been in jail."
"Jail???," cried Arlie!! "What in the world for???" "Well," Zeke said,
"You know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where
we sometimes get coffee?" Yeah" said Arlie, "I remember her. What about
her?" "Well one day last month she got mad at me and to get even, she
charged me with rape. I was so proud of what everyone would think an old
fart like me could still do it, that when I got into court, I pled
'Guilty'. The judge then took a good look at me and gave me 30 days for
perjury."
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