KingCountryI@aol.com (Noah Tall)
2009-01-14 19:48:07 UTC
Hi
I was listening to the GREAT Roger Miller today, and heard him sing
"Arkansas" . I immediately thought of this list, and realized that we
didn't have a song by the GREAT Roger Miller, SO ... as much as I
LOVE David Ball, I'm gonna have to replace him with Roger Miller for
Arkansas.
Secondly, in light of David Ball's GREATNESS, it would be almost as
much of a crime if we left him off the list, SO ... even though Rusty
and Doug Kershaw's "Louisiana Man" is sort of a "standard" , I've gone
on record enough in here to barbecue Doug Kershaw as one of the WORST
examples of Country music I've EVER heard, therefore it the persuit of
truth, justice and the American way : ) I'm going to replace the
Kershaw's so-so song with the unheard, unknown and virtually
unbelievable : ) "Louisiana Melody" by David Ball .
Yes I know 99 44/100 of the listening and reading public have never
heard "Louisiana Melody", but thankfully for all my subjects I
HAVE !!!!!
I now command my billions of followers, to immediately search for and
download "Louisiana Melody" thereby creating an internet sensation,
and a toe-tapping frenzy, unlike anything ever heard or felt before.
Let me go on record right now, and predict the ensuing wortldwide toe-
tapping, knee-slapping air-guitar like beat-a-thon will immediately be
felt all over the world, and will cause untold amounts of avalanches
and earthquakes all over your little sphere called "Earth" . : )
Remember to take cover, and turn the music UP !
Reason # 7,951,326 why I AM THE KING ! : )
I was listening to the GREAT Roger Miller today, and heard him sing
"Arkansas" . I immediately thought of this list, and realized that we
didn't have a song by the GREAT Roger Miller, SO ... as much as I
LOVE David Ball, I'm gonna have to replace him with Roger Miller for
Arkansas.
Secondly, in light of David Ball's GREATNESS, it would be almost as
much of a crime if we left him off the list, SO ... even though Rusty
and Doug Kershaw's "Louisiana Man" is sort of a "standard" , I've gone
on record enough in here to barbecue Doug Kershaw as one of the WORST
examples of Country music I've EVER heard, therefore it the persuit of
truth, justice and the American way : ) I'm going to replace the
Kershaw's so-so song with the unheard, unknown and virtually
unbelievable : ) "Louisiana Melody" by David Ball .
Yes I know 99 44/100 of the listening and reading public have never
heard "Louisiana Melody", but thankfully for all my subjects I
HAVE !!!!!
I now command my billions of followers, to immediately search for and
download "Louisiana Melody" thereby creating an internet sensation,
and a toe-tapping frenzy, unlike anything ever heard or felt before.
Let me go on record right now, and predict the ensuing wortldwide toe-
tapping, knee-slapping air-guitar like beat-a-thon will immediately be
felt all over the world, and will cause untold amounts of avalanches
and earthquakes all over your little sphere called "Earth" . : )
Remember to take cover, and turn the music UP !
Reason # 7,951,326 why I AM THE KING ! : )
Alabama, -- "My Home's In Alabama" - (Alabama)
Alaska - " Alaska Lil And Texas Bill" - (Hawkshaw Hawkins)
Arizona - "Ridin' Down The Arizona Trail" - (Jimmie Davis)
Arkansas - " Arkansas" - Roger Miller
California - "All The Gold In California" - (Larry Gatlin & The
Gatlin
Brothers)
Colorado - "Colorado Kool-Aid" - (Johnny Paycheck)
Connecticut - "Connie's Got Connections In Conneticut" - (The Hoosier
Hotshots)
Delaware - "Ragged Old Flag" - (Johnny Cash)
Florida - "F-L-O-R-I-D-A" - (Bobby Braddock)
Georgia - "The Devil Went Down To Georgia" - (The Charlie Daniels
Band)
Hawaii - "Everybody Does It In Hawaii" - (Jimmie Rodgers)
Idaho - "Old Flames Have New Names" - (Mark Chesnutt)
Illinois - "John Doe No. 24" - (Mary Chapin Carpenter)
Indiana - "My Indiana Lady" - (The Bellamy Brothers)
Iowa - "Sioux City Sue" - (Gene Autry)
Kansas - "Manhattan Kansas" - (Loretta Lynn)
Kentucky - "Blue Moon Of Kentucky" - (Bill Monroe)
Louisiana - "Louisiana Melody" - David Ball
Maine - "Winter Time In Maine" - (Dick Curless)
Maryland - "There's A Girl In The Heart Of Maryland" - (Steve Goodman)
Massachusetts - "Whoever's In New England" - (Reba McEntire)
Michigan - "Saginaw Michigan" - (Lefty Frizzell)
Minnesota - "Wabash Cannon Ball" - (Roy Acuff)
Mississippi - "Mississippi Delta Cotton Pickin' Town" -(Charley
Pride)
Missouri - "Missouri" - (Hank Penny)
Montana - "Meet Me In Montana" - (Dan Seals & Marie Osmond)
Nebraska - "Omaha" - (Waylon Jennings)
Nevada - "Philadelphia Lawyer" - (Maddox Brothers & Rose)
New Hampshire - "Big Wheels Rollin' - (Johnny Horton)
New Jersey - "I Threw The Rest Away" - (Tracy Lawrence)
New Mexico - "Land Of Enchantment" - (Michael Martin Murphy)
New York - "New York Joe And Red Neck Tennessee" - (Freddie Hart)
North Carolina - "White Lightnin' - (George Jones)
North Dakota - "Is Anybody Going To San Antone" - (Roy Clark)
Ohio - Cincinnati Ohio" - (Connie Smith)
Oklahoma - "Okie From Muskogee" - (Merle Haggard)
Omaha - Waylon Jennings
Oregon - "I've Trucked All Over This World" - (C.W. McCall)
Pennsylvania - "Duquesne Pennsylvania" - (Hank Snow)
Rhode Island - "Rhode Island Red" - (Little Jimmy Dempsey)
South Carolina - "South Carolina Low Ground" - (Josh Turner)
South Dakota - "The Ballad Of Sally Rose" - (Emmylou Harris)
Tennessee - Tennessee Border - (Red Foley)
Texas - "There's A Little Bit Of Everything In Texas" - (Ernest Tubb)
Utah - "The Red Hills Of Utah" - (Marty Robbins)
Vermont - "Moonlight In Vermont" - (Willie Nelson)
Virginia - "Shenandoah Waltz" - (Clyde Moody)
Washington - "I've Been Everywhere" - (Asleep At The Wheel)
West Virginia - "West Virginia Polka" - (Wilma Lee And Stoney Cooper)
Wisconsin - "Cadillac Ranch" - (The Nitty Gritty Dirt Band)
Wyoming - "Somewhere In Old Wyoming" - (The Sons Of The Pioneers)- Hid
Alaska - " Alaska Lil And Texas Bill" - (Hawkshaw Hawkins)
Arizona - "Ridin' Down The Arizona Trail" - (Jimmie Davis)
Arkansas - " Arkansas" - Roger Miller
California - "All The Gold In California" - (Larry Gatlin & The
Gatlin
Brothers)
Colorado - "Colorado Kool-Aid" - (Johnny Paycheck)
Connecticut - "Connie's Got Connections In Conneticut" - (The Hoosier
Hotshots)
Delaware - "Ragged Old Flag" - (Johnny Cash)
Florida - "F-L-O-R-I-D-A" - (Bobby Braddock)
Georgia - "The Devil Went Down To Georgia" - (The Charlie Daniels
Band)
Hawaii - "Everybody Does It In Hawaii" - (Jimmie Rodgers)
Idaho - "Old Flames Have New Names" - (Mark Chesnutt)
Illinois - "John Doe No. 24" - (Mary Chapin Carpenter)
Indiana - "My Indiana Lady" - (The Bellamy Brothers)
Iowa - "Sioux City Sue" - (Gene Autry)
Kansas - "Manhattan Kansas" - (Loretta Lynn)
Kentucky - "Blue Moon Of Kentucky" - (Bill Monroe)
Louisiana - "Louisiana Melody" - David Ball
Maine - "Winter Time In Maine" - (Dick Curless)
Maryland - "There's A Girl In The Heart Of Maryland" - (Steve Goodman)
Massachusetts - "Whoever's In New England" - (Reba McEntire)
Michigan - "Saginaw Michigan" - (Lefty Frizzell)
Minnesota - "Wabash Cannon Ball" - (Roy Acuff)
Mississippi - "Mississippi Delta Cotton Pickin' Town" -(Charley
Pride)
Missouri - "Missouri" - (Hank Penny)
Montana - "Meet Me In Montana" - (Dan Seals & Marie Osmond)
Nebraska - "Omaha" - (Waylon Jennings)
Nevada - "Philadelphia Lawyer" - (Maddox Brothers & Rose)
New Hampshire - "Big Wheels Rollin' - (Johnny Horton)
New Jersey - "I Threw The Rest Away" - (Tracy Lawrence)
New Mexico - "Land Of Enchantment" - (Michael Martin Murphy)
New York - "New York Joe And Red Neck Tennessee" - (Freddie Hart)
North Carolina - "White Lightnin' - (George Jones)
North Dakota - "Is Anybody Going To San Antone" - (Roy Clark)
Ohio - Cincinnati Ohio" - (Connie Smith)
Oklahoma - "Okie From Muskogee" - (Merle Haggard)
Omaha - Waylon Jennings
Oregon - "I've Trucked All Over This World" - (C.W. McCall)
Pennsylvania - "Duquesne Pennsylvania" - (Hank Snow)
Rhode Island - "Rhode Island Red" - (Little Jimmy Dempsey)
South Carolina - "South Carolina Low Ground" - (Josh Turner)
South Dakota - "The Ballad Of Sally Rose" - (Emmylou Harris)
Tennessee - Tennessee Border - (Red Foley)
Texas - "There's A Little Bit Of Everything In Texas" - (Ernest Tubb)
Utah - "The Red Hills Of Utah" - (Marty Robbins)
Vermont - "Moonlight In Vermont" - (Willie Nelson)
Virginia - "Shenandoah Waltz" - (Clyde Moody)
Washington - "I've Been Everywhere" - (Asleep At The Wheel)
West Virginia - "West Virginia Polka" - (Wilma Lee And Stoney Cooper)
Wisconsin - "Cadillac Ranch" - (The Nitty Gritty Dirt Band)
Wyoming - "Somewhere In Old Wyoming" - (The Sons Of The Pioneers)- Hid