Esker has RETIRED

[OldMan Zeke]

Outside Bristol Zoo is the car park, with spaces for 150 cars and 8
coaches. It has been manned 6 days a week for 23 years by the same
charming and very polite car park attendant with the ticket machine. The
charges are
=A31. per car and =A35. per coach.
On Monday 1 June, he did not turn up for work. Bristol Zoo management
phoned Bristol City Council to ask them to send a replacement parking
attendant.
The Council said "That car park is your responsibility."
The Zoo said "The attendant was employed by the City Council... wasn't
he?"
The Council said "What attendant?"=A0
=A0
Gone missing from his home is a man who has been taking fees amounting
to about =A3400 Per day ($700 US Dollars) for 23 years, roughly 5
million US dollars!


Well Maybe not
Th wds Charmin & Polite were metioned :(

[[e-mail] (Noah Tall)]

Post by OldMan Zeke
Well Maybe not
Th wds Charmin & Polite were metioned :( <

But they forgot brilliant, entertaining, regal, clever, witty,
handsome, mischevious , fun loving, etc ...

Besides I'm honest. : )

As much as I'd love to try to outwit everyone by robbing some banks
etc ... : )

If I mention BEFORE hand, that it's just a joke, and I'm giving all
the proceeds to charity, some ol' judge like Homo Cutrer just won't
get it, and will want to put me away anyhow ! : )

Besides retire ? I'm like Willie Nelson and Johnny Gimble. You don't
retire from something you love ! : )
LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[OldMan Zeke]

passed that 1 along -here is a reply i got

I see enuf Sarcasm & Humor 2 wonder
if Esker sneaked into my mailbox
:)


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There was an old man from Nantucket, who kept all his money in a
bucket....he had a daughter named Nan, who ran off with a man....and as
far as the money, Nan took it.=A0=A0

This is called a simple act of socialism.....leveling the playing field.
LOL=A0 For years, this parking attendant had observed those beautiful
Rolls Royce, Jaguars, and other beautiful touring cars coming to the
parking lot, demanding his services, which he did with a smile.=A0
Grudgingly, deep inside of him was an envious heart.=A0=A0 Not like
Obama, however.=A0=A0 His heart carried no ideological ax to
grind.....he did not want nor care to change the system, as he felt a
man should reap what he has the talent to sew.........and if he cannot
drive one of these fine and wonderful cars, it is because he has not
earned it, or worked hard for it.=A0=A0 Whether he is black, white, or
polk a dot, laziness and lack of talent should not guarantee anyone the
right to obtain that=A0 which he is not willing to work hard for.=A0=A0
So....with the 700$ a day money he has stolen, he invested all of it in
Chrysler, and Madoff(sp?), and under the messiah, he has lost it
all.=A0=A0 Of course, he had a little help from the unions....which are
now threatening Walmart.=A0=A0 Almost like Jesse Jackson threatened some
of the folks he was dealing with. ......except Jesse got results, and
this poor sucker went down a tube.=A0=A0 I still have my Ho Chi Min
little red book, and I am counting heavily on getting my
reparations.=A0=A0 I am willing to give up my gun and Bible, which are
diametrically opposed to socialism and communism.=A0 I am still chanting
HO HO HO CHI MIN.=A0=A0=A0 Long live the people and hooray for the
middle class.=A0=A0 Since all the jobs have left the country, I am
thinking about opening up a whorehouse.=A0=A0 I asked a friend of mine
who works in a bank would she like to be the hostess.....she said hell
no, she wanted to be one of the whores.
=A0
LOLAROTF
=A0
El Ricardo
The Camel Driver